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1. Your favorite coffee mug is:
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A Far Side cartoon with cows.
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A freebie from your shrink with the name of your last mood-elevator on it.
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Leaky (bad seal on the eye sockets.)
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2. What are you watching on TV tonight?
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Friends is on!
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Clarissa Explains It All
(sound off, Kleenex at ready.)
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Learning Channel
(Tonight: Live Prostate Surgery.)
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3. What's in the magazine rack in your bathroom?
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Victoria's Secret catalogues dating from 1987.
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Blue Blood, Skin Two, a couple of industrial and nursing
supply catalogues, asthma inhaler.
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Latest Vickie's Secret catalog (all faces scraped off
with X-acto knife, commentary in black magic marker.)
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4. It's Sunday night, and you're feeling unsociable. How
does the evening shape up?
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Four Miller Lites, 24 oz. bag of nachos, hopeless channel surfing until 1 a.m.
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Two pots of coffee, five shots of Jager, two sets of rubber gloves, five
pages of rambling journal entries, snarling at religious programs until 3 a.m.
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10,000 fingertip push-ups, 1 gallon distilled water, search entire
house for source of faint buzzing noise until 8 a.m.
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