Welcome to the High Tech/Broken Resolutions issue of BLT.
The first issue of 1996. A bright new year in which we will
all live in a utopian society based primarily on the wonders
of the internet and the no-longer flawed Pentium chip. Well,
at least if you believe everything you read in Time and Newsweek.
Oh. You don't believe everything you read no matter where it is printed?
You don't read Time or Newsweek if you can help it? Then you will probably
enjoy this issue of BLT.
And if not, well, Forrest's #1 New Year's resolution is to say "shut-up"
and "fuck you" more often.
Be good.
P.S. Parental Advisory - In the interests of maintaining punk rock
points, the BLT staff would like you to consider the following themes
which may or may not appear in any given issue of BLT: pus, smoking
crack, eating ground glass, snorting bleach, firearms, bestiality,
smoking cock, firearms, (you said firearms twice - I like firearms),
vandalism, alcohol abuse, teen sex, using technology to dominate one's
elders and (last but certainly not least) horrifying your family/neighbors/pets.
Dual Processing CPU: Amelia G
Adobe Design Sweet, uhm, Suite: Forrest Black
MS Word Up: Sarah McKinley Oakes, Your Kindly Uncle William Judy,
and Your Nasty-Ass Nephew Andrew GreenbErg
Pen (not PEN): Eric "Slash" Dunn, Volk, Mac
Volume 5, #5, ISSN 1068-2031 BIPAD 83617, copyright 1996 CBLT,
BLT (Black Leather Times) is a registered trademark of CBLT.
