Get in shape.
Dye my hair more often.
Drink less caffeine.
Go to more conventions.
Make some money for a change and sue some people who deserve it.
Sue some people who don't deserve to be sued (even though they
actually deserve to be curbstomped instead.)
Write a science fiction novel or start a science fiction magazine
or something similarly unrealistic.
Forrest Black
Tell more people to shut-up.
Say "fuck you" more often to more people.
Have more people hate me personally.
Andrew Greenberg
I resolve not to hurt myself this year.
Will Judy
Stay alive.
Not to be a boring asshole for the rest of the year.
Lose weight.
Get in shape.
Not drink as much.
Finish my novel.
Pierce my dick.
Kill somebody and get away with it.
Sarah McKinley Oakes
I think of September as the New Year,
so I don't really make any resolutions for what you think of as
New Year's. September is my birthday.
Robin Ropelewski
I resolved not to make any resolutions this year because I always break
them all by the end of the first month and then feel guilty.
Write a science fiction novel or start a science fiction magazine
or something similarly unrealistic.
