Normally, we kick each issue off with a psychotic diatribe on the masthead page here, but this time we're providing a quick explanation for new readers of our little zine: BLT is currently in its fifth year of providing antisocial humor to the masses. We give away the current issue to cool people we see at clubs or shows or we leave it places where we hope it will be appreciated. (I swear places we've dropped the zine off have only threatened to sue us three or four times -- less than once a year!) BLT is also available by mail as a six issue subscription or by the single back issue.

So welcome to the Relocation issue of BLT. Frequent relocation (or moving around a fuck of a lot as it is known in the vernacular) is a favorite topic of mine. Perhaps partly because my parents moved so often when I was a kid, that my arrival at college marked my twelfth school in twelve years. Of course, that is not why I am so antisocial. Why would it be? Well, maybe it pertains a little.

Real Estate Agent: Amelia G

Interior Decorator:
Forrest Black

Movers: Sarah McKinley Oakes, Your Kindly Uncle William Judy, and Your Nasty-Ass Nephew Andrew GreenbErg Wallpaper Hanger: Eric "Slash" Dunn