Casual sex is, of course, the greatest thing in the world. The only problem is, how can you tell if the sex you're having is actually casual? Sometime you think you're having casual sex only to discover that you've been in love and monogomous with your partner for years. Sometimes you're even married to him. So to help you figure it out, I've put together this little quiz.

1. Reaching for a condom, your partner bangs his hand really hard on the bedside table. He is writhing in pain. You say:
	Oh honey! Did my snookums hurt his widdle hand? Let me kiss it and make it all better.
	Are you okay? Did you get the condom?
	Oh, get over it. Are you going to fuck me or not? We only have an hour.
2. He is finished, and is falling asleep. You have not come yet. You:
	Shake him and say "Honey? That was great, but could you go down on me a bit? Thanks . . . Mmmm. . ."
	Go home and masturbate.
	Dump a pail of water over his head and insist he give you a hand job.1
3. You have just finished an earth-shattering orgasm. You say:
	Oh my god! Oh my darling, I love you!
	Oh my god! That was incredible!
	Oh my god! Look at the time!
4. While inside you, your partner comments that you're a much better fuck than the girl he was with last night. You say:
	Oh my god, how could you? Sob sob . . .
	Thanks.
	Who was it? Oh, I know her. She gives really good head.