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Value Meals
by Sarah McKinley Oakes
I have recently noticed an interesting trend in relationships. It involves
women who explain that they are totally devoted to their boyfriend or husband
and would never cheat on them with another guy. But, you see, they still have
sex with other women because they have certain needs that women meet but
men don’t. So it’s not like they’re being unfaithful exactly. I think
this is a great theory. Tomorrow I am going to call up my boyfriend
and explain to him that since he has a very large penis, I am going
to have to occasionally have sex with guys who have small penises or
medium-sized penises, because I have certain needs that just cannot
be met with a large penis. Of course he’s the only large-penised
guy for me. It’s not like I’m being unfaithful, exactly . . .
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