THE ENERGIZER: NOBODY LASTS LONGER from Your Kindly Uncle William
I‘m at my copyediting job the other day, trying to debug an experimental
drug-testing report translated from Japanese, and I read the following:
“Sperm was harvested from male rabbits using an artificial vagina.”
No other details, only that. Oh, just rock me to sleep tonight.
I don‘t want to think about this, but I can‘t help it.
Who is
responsible for designing the artificial rabbit twat? How did
they decide on the specs? What‘s the brand name? Do the rabbits
go nuts when they wheel it into the lab? What does it look like?
(I have a picture in my mind of one of those Jayne Mansfield Va-Va-Voom
windup rabbits they were always using to lure Bugs Bunny into Mad Scientist’s
labs . . .)
I‘m at my copyediting job the other day, trying to debug an experimental
drug-testing report translated from Japanese, and I read the following:
Who is
responsible for designing the artificial rabbit twat? How did
they decide on the specs? What‘s the brand name? Do the rabbits
go nuts when they wheel it into the lab? What does it look like?
(I have a picture in my mind of one of those Jayne Mansfield Va-Va-Voom
windup rabbits they were always using to lure Bugs Bunny into Mad Scientist’s
labs . . .)