Maybe I’ve just had one to many scenesters try to bum/leech a cigarette,
or my Ramin noodles, or just one more beer, but I’m sick of it! Get a
jobie-job! Wait, I’m getting a psychic message, I can read your
thoughts... (Hold your nose shut and read the following
aloud) “I can’t get a job, my hair is too fucked up.” (that
will be all) When was the last time you TRIED to get a good
job? This just in, you’re parents were wrong! You weren’t a
Natural-Born-Loser, it’s YOUR fault! In the job market today,
originality is praised, it’s called “out of the box thinking.” i.e.
not thinking like a square. The more of a fuck-up you look like, the
more your potential employer will believe you are a techie savant (read:
smart girl/guy). And the coolest part is that you can get PAID to read the
Hello Kitty newsgroup on Internet. Allow me to illustrate the connection
between the forward thinking corporate world and the Punk Rock Attitude:
“It’s an insane world, and in an insane world,
sane organizations make no sense.”
- Tom Peters - Author of In Search of Excellence, Thriving on Chaos, & Crazy Times Call for Crazy Organizations.
“Only the paranoid survive.”
- Andy Grove - CEO Intel
“The official view of the world has changed, in a whole new way, live fast ‘cause if you don’t take it, you’ll never make it...live like there is no tomorrow.”
-Dexter Holland - Lead Vocalist for Offspring
There’ll be only two kinds of managers -
the quick and the dead.”
- David Vice - Northern Telecom
“There’s many ways to get what you want, I use the best,
I use the rest, I use the enemy, I use anarchy, ‘cause I wanna be anarchy.”
- Johny Rotten - Sex Pistols
P.S.-To Kevin and Chris, my Armani Suit get’s me PAID and LAID,
so who’s laughing now.
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