1. Your favorite RPG is:

	AD&D by a mile.
	Paranoia.
	The Lonely Librarian and Satan.
	Rocket-Propelled Grenades have no finesse.

2. The coolest character you ever played was:

	An Elvin Magic User with a 2d6 blah, blah, blah...
	A Psychotic Berserker with a sensitive soul.
	A Mounted Policeman with a difference.
	in jail when my plane left Vegas.

3. Role-playing games are cool because:

	I never get to talk to opposite-gendered folks in real life.
	Murder and torture are frowned upon in real life.
	One is rarely comfortable wearing fishnets and a strap-on in real life.
	They encourage delusional belief systems and easily manipulable paranoia in credulous persons.

4. Gaming conventions are fun because:

	Everyone is impressed by my Dalek costume, though getting up stairwells is somewhat of a challenge.
	Dorks in unwieldy costumes are easy meat.
	If there's a Masquerade game running, chances are not appallingly bad that someone genuinely attractive and really sexed-up from slinking around in vamp-drag all night can be waylaid.
	90% of those clowns have never seen a real gun before.

* Bonus Question:

Be honest, did you sniggered at the Monty Python reference in #2.

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