Let Dr. Oedipus [really Kevin Clark --Ed] discover if it's really
love or just too many mind-altering substances. Answer true or
false to each of the following questions:
T
F
You possess the capability of having sex and an unpleasant argument at the same time
You take turns wearing the leash in public places
You've had to reinforce the trapeze more than twice
You are able to steam up the mirrors on your ceiling while making love
You are forced to flip the mattress at least once a week due to the uncomfortable
sensation of screwing on granite
You have a perpetual carpet burn on more than 25% of your body
Night Dreams and the Pleasure Chest have you on their Xmas mailing lists
There is a bottle of whipped cream in every corner of your apartment
You get your birth control needs satiated at the Price Club
Your halls are a strange off-beige color, and they were not painted that way
Your vibrator is sitting in a lonely corner of the attic gathering dust and horny mice
Your lover's date book is empty except for your name (add one True for each
star next to your name)
