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BumpyRide: Been There, Done That,
or So I've Been Told.
The following story was told to Michael Clay by his friends
and transcribed by Deborah Ellington
A couple years ago a pal of mine was getting married. We gave him a bachelor's party at a strip joint. This much I remember.
What I don't remember is getting so blind drunk that I fell asleep spread-eagle on a concrete slab behind the bar. Or my friends carrying me to the mini-van rented for the occasion and placing me in the trunk.
I also do not remember rolling out of the trunk and into the street when the van hit a bump. Fortunately, my friends retrieved me and filled in the missing details on such things as black-and-blue marks, road rash, etc.
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