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Volume 4. Volume 4. Yeah!!!! Volume 4. Wow. Happy birthday to BLT!
It seems wild that BLT could be going into its fourth year.
So many implausible dreams have come true. And so many realistic plans have
crumbled into nothing. I remember when Noire, Julia, and I put out the first
issue. Coming up with like thirty bucks each was such a struggle. It was a
good thing Safeway had a special on Ramen -- four dollars a case! Our friends
were all like, 'Yeah, you're gonna do a zine and we're gonna get tattoos and
start a band and be movie stars and national sex symbols and maybe get a job
and a car some day.'
And I believed in my friends. I believed in their wit, their sex appeal,
their style, their creativity, their individual brilliant sparks. Hey, I never
said I wasn't a goofball. You can call me names to my answering machine by
dialing (301) 975-7092 and speaking at the tone. Please keep me
informed if you are planning on having a feud with me or any other member
of Hollow Point (except Forrest who just doesn't give a fuck about your
stupid bitchy-assed opinion anyway.) Send declarations of war to us at:
CyberJunk BLT
3 Calabar Court
Gaithersburg, MD 20877
Please also feel free to send submissions for our next issue. The
theme will be REPULSIVE DRUNKENNESS. Write about your exploits and
send them to us (the writings not the exploits).
Birthday Girl: Amelia "Make a wish, you lazy motherfucker" G
Birthday Boy: Forrest "I'm the reasonable one; I'll shoot you in your face" Black
Unruly Pals: William "Loathe you" Judy, Pyro "Candles=fire" Chris, Squeaky,
Colin "Shoe vomit" MacDonald, Deborah "Suck my dick" Ellington
Icing: Eric "Slash and sketch the remains" Dunn, Fish
No, none of us listen to rap music. We swear.
Oh, we're being indicted?
Yes, rap music made me kill him.
Volume 4, #1, ISSN 1068-2031, BIPAD 83817
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