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Black Leather Times
Back Like Tuberculosis
School never really gets entirely better; it just goes into
remission for three months. Every year. Until you die.
Until your spirit crumbles and your heart breaks and your morals
falter and you get a job and quit being such a child and grow up
for crying out loud. Until you die. Welcome to the Hot for Teacher/Vandalism issue!
[I wrote more. About the strictly enforced conformity of elementary school
and the incredible invigorating intellectual freedom of university. But I
wrote it at work and it just wasn't funny.]
If you'd like to make use of your "spare" time at work too, please send
your short funny tales of malevolence along with your best line art to:
BLT, 3 Calabar Court, Gaithersburg, MD 20877. Deadline for the
Anniversary/Halloween/Thanksgiving issue is Thursday, October 14, 1993.
We can be reached at (301) 975-7092 if you need to call us with dumb-ass
excuses for tardiness
Also, There WILL be a test on this:
Headmistrix: Amelia G
Crossing Guard: Forrest "Splat! Oops. Ha, ha, ha." Black
Switchblades: Jeremy Goldberg, William Judy, Sarah Mckinley Oakes, Fuck You, Deborah Ellington, Divine Goddess of Paisley & Pyro Chris
Spray Cans: Ana-liisa Walton-Aubry, Charon, Barry McCarthy, Eric "Slash" Dunn, Corwyn Jeffers
Volume 3, #7, ISSN 1068-2031
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