Someone at your work makes a genuine effort to be nice. You return the gesture by: Working hard at building the friendship. Being their friend but never asking too much of them so that they won't ask too much of you. Being their friend for as long as the relationship is convenient. Ignoring them, because you know they'll screw you over in the end and then badmouth you to all your "friends." You are supposed to go out on a date. You become very antisocial minutes beforehand and decide to cancel by: Telling your date that you don't feel well but would really like to go out with them tomorrow night. Making up an excuse, telling your date you'll call them, and then not returning their calls for two weeks. Standing them up, explaining that you were deathly ill when they finally confront you about it, and then never returning their calls. Killing them so you won't have to answer their annoying questions. You tell a friend you would love to have them visit you. When they take you up on it, they end up coming at a bad time. You: Show them around anyways and try to make sure they have the best time possible, even though you would rather lie at home comatose. Go out with them once and then make excuses for the rest of their stay. Talk to them about all the wonderful things you will show them and then manage not to see them once for their entire visit. Hah! You saw it was a trick question. You don't have any friends.
You are supposed to go out on a date. You become very antisocial minutes beforehand and decide to cancel by: Telling your date that you don't feel well but would really like to go out with them tomorrow night. Making up an excuse, telling your date you'll call them, and then not returning their calls for two weeks. Standing them up, explaining that you were deathly ill when they finally confront you about it, and then never returning their calls. Killing them so you won't have to answer their annoying questions. You tell a friend you would love to have them visit you. When they take you up on it, they end up coming at a bad time. You: Show them around anyways and try to make sure they have the best time possible, even though you would rather lie at home comatose. Go out with them once and then make excuses for the rest of their stay. Talk to them about all the wonderful things you will show them and then manage not to see them once for their entire visit. Hah! You saw it was a trick question. You don't have any friends.
You tell a friend you would love to have them visit you. When they take you up on it, they end up coming at a bad time. You: Show them around anyways and try to make sure they have the best time possible, even though you would rather lie at home comatose. Go out with them once and then make excuses for the rest of their stay. Talk to them about all the wonderful things you will show them and then manage not to see them once for their entire visit. Hah! You saw it was a trick question. You don't have any friends.
