1. The last time you had a confrontation with your parents, did you: Make an honest effort listen to their side, and make your feelings known in a clear and intelligent fashion? Become sullen and withdrawn, and refuse to share your feelings? Carve religious symbols on your thighs with a flat-head screwdriver and hiss, “Sssssuck, sssssuck, sssssuck...” until they left you alone? 2. When you go to see the family counselor, do you: Try to present your feelings about your parents in a non-judgemental and loving fashion? Become sullen and withdrawn, and refuse to share your feelings? Dominate the session with horribly detailed descriptions of your toilet training, all the while soiling yourself and moaning? 3. When your parents attempt to restrict your freedom as punishment, do you: Accept that you have brought punishment upon yourself by not honoring the parental rules? Become sullen and withdrawn, and refuse to share your feelings? Refuse to bathe or change clothes, and walk around the house licking the windows and yowling at passersby? 4. If you feel your parents have treated you in an unfair or inconsiderate fashion, do you: Bring it up at the next family therapy session? Become sullen and withdrawn, and refuse to share your feelings? Barricade yourself in their room and hammer all their possessions into powder while sneering about how when they are old and helpless you will keep them in the basement and let your friends use them for sex?
2. When you go to see the family counselor, do you: Try to present your feelings about your parents in a non-judgemental and loving fashion? Become sullen and withdrawn, and refuse to share your feelings? Dominate the session with horribly detailed descriptions of your toilet training, all the while soiling yourself and moaning? 3. When your parents attempt to restrict your freedom as punishment, do you: Accept that you have brought punishment upon yourself by not honoring the parental rules? Become sullen and withdrawn, and refuse to share your feelings? Refuse to bathe or change clothes, and walk around the house licking the windows and yowling at passersby? 4. If you feel your parents have treated you in an unfair or inconsiderate fashion, do you: Bring it up at the next family therapy session? Become sullen and withdrawn, and refuse to share your feelings? Barricade yourself in their room and hammer all their possessions into powder while sneering about how when they are old and helpless you will keep them in the basement and let your friends use them for sex?
3. When your parents attempt to restrict your freedom as punishment, do you: Accept that you have brought punishment upon yourself by not honoring the parental rules? Become sullen and withdrawn, and refuse to share your feelings? Refuse to bathe or change clothes, and walk around the house licking the windows and yowling at passersby? 4. If you feel your parents have treated you in an unfair or inconsiderate fashion, do you: Bring it up at the next family therapy session? Become sullen and withdrawn, and refuse to share your feelings? Barricade yourself in their room and hammer all their possessions into powder while sneering about how when they are old and helpless you will keep them in the basement and let your friends use them for sex?
4. If you feel your parents have treated you in an unfair or inconsiderate fashion, do you: Bring it up at the next family therapy session? Become sullen and withdrawn, and refuse to share your feelings? Barricade yourself in their room and hammer all their possessions into powder while sneering about how when they are old and helpless you will keep them in the basement and let your friends use them for sex?
