Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Health that Your Doctor was Afraid You'd Ask by Michael Clay
Hate going to your doctor for a simple office visit? You know; "I'm sorry the doctor cannot fill your prescription without an office visit." I'm not asking for Percocet or Dilaudid. All I want is an antihistamine. If you are forced to make this insurance-gouging visit, at least have some fun and get your money's worth. Ask your doctor pointless questions. Use your imagination. Remember he or she spent eight years preparing for this.
Here are some of my favorites:
Can I use Compound W on genital warts?
Would taking aspirin before sniffing glue keep me from getting those damn headaches?
Is herpes contagious after death?
Is mucus and bleeding a normal side effect of anal sex?
She said it was a localized case of chicken pox; what do you think?
How reliable is DNA testing to determine a baby's father?
Do you enjoy giving prostate exams? How often do you check yourself?
Is earwax a good source of nutrition?
Why do I have to cough?
If hypothetically I'm urinating blood, does that mean I caught my girlfriend's period?
The Ex-Lax brownies I baked for my co-workers did not work. Can you give me anything stronger?
What do you mean, you won't even give me an antihistamine?
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Health that Your Doctor was Afraid You'd Ask