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In the city, the sun blinds you glaring off the asphalt. On the beach, the sand rubs the tender spots between your toes raw. In the suburbs, you'd never know the season from the inside of the local mall anyway. Yes, it is summertime. Welcome to the Summer Fun & Romance issue of BLT.
Next time we are doing a special BLT healthcare issue. Deadline for art and articles is May 24, 1993. Tell the BLT readership about your idea of nutrition. Write about that all-time favorite topic - drugs. Wax eloquent on the joys of hospitalization. Repeat the awful stuff you've told your shrink. Make it funny and keep it under 300 words or we'll put turpentine in your sun block and cream depilatory in your mohawk gel. Mail submissions to BLT, 3 Calabar Court, Gaithersburg, MD 20877 or FAX to (301) 975-7092.
Lifeguard: Amelia G
Swimsuit Designer: Forrest Black
Sky Writing: Will Judy, Michael Clay, Sarah Mckinley Oakes, Vladimir Dracovitch, Deborah Ellington
Sand Castles: Eric "Slash" Dunn, Volk
We'll become even more ill-tempered and alienated if we have to go back to printing only one thousand issues. And we just went down to 1500 from 2000. So, until our timely arrests, you can reach a whole lot of weirdos and some of their pissed-off moms . . . just by advertising in BLT. You also might improve our rotten dispositions. Well, that's not too likely, but your money could help a lonely baby punk-rocker read. Maybe even help 2000 of them.
$95: a full page, $50: a half page, $25: a quarter page
At the very least, you can avoid ever missing an issue of BLT if you subscribe right now for the low low low price of only $8 for one yearof humor created by a bunch of people as anti-social, maladjusted, and cool as you are. Please make checks payable to "CyberJunk BLT".
Volume 3, #4, ISSN 1068-2031, BIPAD 83817
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